{"id":202,"date":"2017-10-13T15:13:37","date_gmt":"2017-10-13T15:13:37","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/ferrousengineering.com\/?page_id=202"},"modified":"2019-10-12T22:09:31","modified_gmt":"2019-10-12T22:09:31","slug":"you-know-youre-a-blacksmith-if","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/ferrousengineering.com\/?page_id=202","title":{"rendered":"You Know You\u2019re a Blacksmith if\u2026"},"content":{"rendered":"

You know you\u2019re a blacksmith if\u2026<\/u><\/strong><\/p>\n

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  1. There\u2019s no such thing as junk metal.<\/li>\n
  2. \u201cSmoking Coke\u201d means something completely different to you.<\/li>\n
  3. Pain and bleeding are less important than getting the job done.<\/li>\n
  4. You get insulted when someone asks you if you shoe horses.<\/li>\n
  5. You know what an \u201canvil shoot\u201d is.<\/li>\n
  6. \u201cStainless steel\u201d is almost a four letter word to you.<\/li>\n
  7. The phrase \u201cI could make that\u201d really means \u201cI\u2019m too cheap to buy it\u201d.<\/li>\n
  8. Your boogers are black.<\/li>\n
  9. Your shirt is full of holes.<\/li>\n
  10. You\u2019re hearing impaired.<\/li>\n
  11. You shave less than twice a week.<\/li>\n
  12. It\u2019s no big deal when you catch on fire.<\/li>\n
  13. You don\u2019t know your shop dog\u2019s real color.<\/li>\n
  14. Your grandfather wasn\u2019t a blacksmith.<\/li>\n
  15. You never charge enough for your work.<\/li>\n
  16. You stand around a fire when it\u2019s 100 degrees in the shade.<\/li>\n
  17. The dog in the scrap yard doesn\u2019t attack you.<\/li>\n
  18. One of your arms is bigger than the other.<\/li>\n
  19. It rains coal dust when you scratch your head.<\/li>\n
  20. \u201cHorseshoeing\u201d means scaring horses away (shoo horse shoo).<\/li>\n
  21. Your idea of a family vacation includes a tool sale.<\/li>\n
  22. \u201cGetting Hammered\u201d means something completely different to you.<\/li>\n
  23. You\u2019re happy to get coal for Christmas.<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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